Formula Oppo: The Burger King Grand Prix of No Man's Land

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/21/2015 at 16:21 • Filed to: fo

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Welcome back to the 11th round of Formula Oppo, I hope that you had a good vacation and ate a hearty breakfast, because tonight we dine in hell! the Burger King off of the I-75, aka No Man’s Land.

Last time out some weird shit happened, Ferrari won, two Red Bulls took the other 2 podium spots, and McLaren finished in the points, with 2 drivers and Fernado getting 5th! What’s that? Yeah, you read it right, he got fith and both Mercedes were behind him after they both effectively threw away their races. But after all of that excitement, we had to take a few weeks off.

So this week we go to No Man’s Land to settle our disputes the old fashioned way, by getting everything our way, besides quality or tasty food, because that’s not what the Burger King does. So who comes back out on top? Will Ferrari continue their momentum? Can Kimi get a car that actually works? Will Mercedes rebound? Have Renault and Red Bull had nasty, nasty make-up sex? Will Honda’s newest spec of Earth Dreams PU work better? Will Force India or Williams make their pace last an entire race? Will Pastor’s balls prevent him from fitting in his car?

Your drivers?

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Roberto Merhi- Manor

My Picks:

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettle

Curse: Pastor’s going down.

Now the rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in or else you’ll be forced to eat the spicy chicken fries.

Good luck!

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 21:51

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Lewis

Lewis

Kimi

Nico

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 22:10

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 22:12

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Q: Hamilton

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 22:15

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Q: Lewis Hamilton

1: Lewis Hamilton

2: Sebastian Vettel

3: Valtteri Bottas

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 22:42

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Only Belgium band I recognized.

kinjasignedmeout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 22:43

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Q. Hamilton

1. Raikkonen

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Branden J -Reading the Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/16/2015 at 23:44

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Q Hamilton

1. Vettel

2.Robert

3. Hamilton

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 00:49

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Yes, taggable photo! Right on the mythical corner. too. Do I live dangerously and pick Seb for the win, or should I go back to regular programming? It’ll be spa day soon, so maybe the masseuse will be on the podium. Ah, fuck it, wait a few minutes. I have one other opinion to share. It’s why Martin Brundle isn’t as good as I am when it comes to this shit (he’s right in most places, but lacking in others. That’s where I step in).

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 00:51

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Martin Brundle, here’s a better combo: Blanchimont plus the tunnel at Monaco.

Wheelerguy > Wheelerguy 08/17/2015 at 00:56

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Alright, I’ll do both. May God have mercy on my soul.

Lewis on pole, but Seb will RKO outta nowhere for the win. Rosbrt second. The masseuse third.

Fuck cursing.

Where’s the board, BTW?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 03:49

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q. lewis h

1. lewis h

2. nico r

3. kimi r

curse. jenson b

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 10:43

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Summer break is over... is it time to start making riskier picks in a bid for the championship lead? I think so.

Q. Hamilton

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Rosberg

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 11:12

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Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 18:10

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yeah last race was a glitch and the various rumors out there makes me sick. So, back to the boring!!!!

Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Vet

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 18:30

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Q. and 1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/17/2015 at 21:13

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Never left.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/18/2015 at 08:56

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Welp, I’m going to be out of town, so won’t be able to watch any of the sessions live. Just guessing based on recent form, past form, and the Mercedes start problems-

Q - Lewis

1 - Seb

2 - Lewis

3 - Kimi

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/18/2015 at 09:22

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1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
Q: Hamilton
C: Sainz Jr.

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/18/2015 at 10:53

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Q: Bottas

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

Curse: Nasr. The voices tell me it’s his time to spin out.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2015 at 00:18

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Where’s the masseuse?

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2015 at 01:53

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Ahem. Burger King and Tim Hortons are related now.

WINNER: TIMBITS OR ELSE

2. idk Vettel

3. Hülkenberg in the 919, because YOU CAN’T TELL ME HOW THIS WORKS

Pole: sadly discontinued strawberry glazed Timbits

Curse: no Timbits in TX :<

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2015 at 19:45

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Q: Ham

1: Vettle

2: Rosberg

3: Raikkonen

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/21/2015 at 14:41

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Q. ROS

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. RIC

Kind of hoping Vettel proves me wrong...

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/21/2015 at 16:20

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Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Räikkönen

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/21/2015 at 18:22

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Q: ROS

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. VET

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/21/2015 at 19:55

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Q Rosberg

1 Rosberg

2 Hamilton

3 Vettel

Time is a flat circle

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/21/2015 at 21:22

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Q: Lewis

1: Lewis

2: Rosberg

3: Vettel

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/22/2015 at 01:29

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/22/2015 at 01:30

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Q. ham

1. ham

2. vet

3. ros

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/22/2015 at 06:05

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q. hamilton

1. Lewis is our king Hamilton
2. cheating ram happy bastard called Nico Rosberg
3. Kimi “ Leave me alone I just want an ice cream” Raikkonen

Wheelerguy > EL_ULY 08/22/2015 at 11:06

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I still remember the last person who switched to regular programming.

Wheelerguy > TxBrumski 08/22/2015 at 11:06

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Nasr?

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2015 at 21:21

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can we get some results for a brother?

It is a sad day for racing. RIP Wilson

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pirates-ecu 08/24/2015 at 21:30

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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…